I have a theory that he’s actually a massive voyeuristic nudist when he’s at home—he just doesn’t wear clothes at all, which would also explain why he has like 5 outfits—and he’s just so accustomed to his whorish ways that when he’s in public he doesn’t realize.
He doesn’t realize that he’s exploding our ovaries.
He has 5 outfits. Oh my god.
He used to have 5 shirts (not counting suits and dressy clothes). Now he has three, but only wears two.
1. The red plaid flannel-looking shirt (rarely wears it anymore):
2. The blue shirt of sex:
3. His absolute favourite shirt (and mine as well because nipples), the grey see-through v-neck.
He used to have a green V-neck and at least one white t-shirt (also V-neck, of course) but I haven’t seen them in forever.
Tom we are so onto you. What have you done to the two missing shirts?
OMFG “the blue shirt of sex”
Reblogging because of comments. *crying*
everything about this post is perfect