#omg
allthehiddlefeels: hiddlestonhug: diddleswithhiddles: luvloki19: hiddleswiggles: riddlemetitillatedhiddles: still-not-famous: tom-sits-like-a-whore: I have a theory that he’s actually a massive voyeuristic nudist when he’s at home—he just doesn’t wear clothes at all, which would also explain why he has like 5 outfits—and he’s just so accustomed to his whorish ways that when he’s in public he doesn’t realize. He doesn’t realize that he’s exploding our ovaries. He has 5 outfits. Oh my god. He used to have 5 shirts (not counting suits and dressy clothes). Now he has three, but only wears two. 1. The red plaid flannel-looking shirt (rarely wears it anymore): 2. The blue shirt of sex: 3. His absolute favourite shirt (and mine as well because nipples), the grey see-through v-neck.  He used to have a green V-neck and at least one white t-shirt (also V-neck, of course) but I haven’t seen them in forever.  Tom we are so onto you. What have you done to the two missing shirts? OMFG “the blue shirt of sex” Reblogging because of comments. *crying* ^^ everything about this post is perfect

allthehiddlefeels:

hiddlestonhug:

diddleswithhiddles:

luvloki19:

hiddleswiggles:

riddlemetitillatedhiddles:

still-not-famous:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

I have a theory that he’s actually a massive voyeuristic nudist when he’s at home—he just doesn’t wear clothes at all, which would also explain why he has like 5 outfits—and he’s just so accustomed to his whorish ways that when he’s in public he doesn’t realize.

He doesn’t realize that he’s exploding our ovaries.

He has 5 outfits. Oh my god.

He used to have 5 shirts (not counting suits and dressy clothes). Now he has three, but only wears two.

1. The red plaid flannel-looking shirt (rarely wears it anymore):

2. The blue shirt of sex:

3. His absolute favourite shirt (and mine as well because nipples), the grey see-through v-neck. 

He used to have a green V-neck and at least one white t-shirt (also V-neck, of course) but I haven’t seen them in forever. 

Tom we are so onto you. What have you done to the two missing shirts?

OMFG “the blue shirt of sex”

Reblogging because of comments. *crying*

^^

everything about this post is perfect

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    I like this hypothesis. And I can imagine it already. NOT ASHAMED!
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    Reblogging BECAUSE.
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